Attention!!! I'm running a contest!!!

[whatarewordsfor]

Okay, so now in addition to the "Margaret, big beautiful and single?" spam in my inbox, I am also getting, "Margaret, sexy, single and Latino?" I am neither large nor of Latin descent, but cyber space seems to think I am. I'm just wondering what's coming next. Anyone wanna guess? Leave your guess below, and the first person to accurately guess what incorrect internet dating specialty subgroup I get asked to join next will be sent something weird by mail, lovingly picked out in some freak show shop in Hollywood especially for you by me.

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[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

dammit, that was going to be mine. :P

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Well you'll just have to think of something else! I know you have an imagination...

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

alright, how about "menopausal symptoms affecting your relationship?"

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

is that a dating subgroup?

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

yes. an alternate name might be "matures".

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Margaret, like older men, women?

Heh.

How did they know?

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

spyware.

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Today in my email spam filter:

Single? Over 40?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Email thelovelynovember at yahoo.com with where you want something random and weird from Hollywood sent.

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

fear me and my amazing ability to predict pr0n-spam!