Attention!!! I'm running a contest!!!

[whatarewordsfor]

Okay, so now in addition to the "Margaret, big beautiful and single?" spam in my inbox, I am also getting, "Margaret, sexy, single and Latino?" I am neither large nor of Latin descent, but cyber space seems to think I am. I'm just wondering what's coming next. Anyone wanna guess? Leave your guess below, and the first person to accurately guess what incorrect internet dating specialty subgroup I get asked to join next will be sent something weird by mail, lovingly picked out in some freak show shop in Hollywood especially for you by me.

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[masie.livejournal.com]

Margaret, Christian singles in your area!

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

dammit, that was going to be mine. :P

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Well you'll just have to think of something else! I know you have an imagination...

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

alright, how about "menopausal symptoms affecting your relationship?"

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

is that a dating subgroup?

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

yes. an alternate name might be "matures".

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Margaret, like older men, women?

Heh.

How did they know?

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

spyware.

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Today in my email spam filter:

Single? Over 40?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Email thelovelynovember at yahoo.com with where you want something random and weird from Hollywood sent.

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

fear me and my amazing ability to predict pr0n-spam!

[nalidoll.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything specific, but if it follows anything like the pattern of my spam, it will have to do with your penis, or your desire to marry someone from some other, lesser nation.

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

okay, so that's a vote for mail order husband from insert country here.

[led-lawless.livejournal.com]

V14gr4 and C14l1s

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

Doesn't count. Not a dating subgroup.

[glembe.livejournal.com]

"Margaret, BBW, and lesbian ?”


I bet the out-of-breath guy at the do looking for Latinas had something to do with the spam

[glembe.livejournal.com]

"the do looking"= the door looking

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

I figured. :)

[burlapdragon.livejournal.com]

Spicy Latina Margaret wants to make you kUmmmm!

[whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!