Attention!!! I'm running a contest!!!

[whatarewordsfor]

Okay, so now in addition to the "Margaret, big beautiful and single?" spam in my inbox, I am also getting, "Margaret, sexy, single and Latino?" I am neither large nor of Latin descent, but cyber space seems to think I am. I'm just wondering what's coming next. Anyone wanna guess? Leave your guess below, and the first person to accurately guess what incorrect internet dating specialty subgroup I get asked to join next will be sent something weird by mail, lovingly picked out in some freak show shop in Hollywood especially for you by me.

Comments

[masie.livejournal.com]

Margaret, Christian singles in your area!

[nalidoll.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything specific, but if it follows anything like the pattern of my spam, it will have to do with your penis, or your desire to marry someone from some other, lesser nation.

[led-lawless.livejournal.com]

V14gr4 and C14l1s

[glembe.livejournal.com]

"Margaret, BBW, and lesbian ?”


I bet the out-of-breath guy at the do looking for Latinas had something to do with the spam

[burlapdragon.livejournal.com]

Spicy Latina Margaret wants to make you kUmmmm!