Wait.... Wait.... WHAT???
Apr. 29th, 2007 11:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whatarewordsforOkay, this one is WAY too weird for me to pass up posting...
Crazy Girls for a Crazy Porn Gig
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: gigs-321422123@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-29, 10:53PM PDT
We need CRAZY, WILD , SLUTTY girls for a UNIQUE, NEW, and EXCITING film
The films are called "You're Snow White from 7 Dwarfs" and "Midgets in the DOUBLE Digits". Most of the film consist of oral and taking cumshots from little people, tasteful nudity, and light intercourse. The little people that we hire to do ours films are a little unique because they drop a lot of acid on a weekly basis. They're friends of the company and WE don't judge, so we pay you not to judge either. Since they do a lot of acid, we have rules on the set that you MUST obey or you'll freak them out. We have had a few girls cost us precious filming days because they CAN'T follow rules and freaked out our little people...Don't be one of those girls.
A short interveiw but No audition. We want fun girls that are OPEN MINDED and can get alone with everyone....Especially the stars, the little people.
Send us a email with a pic(nude and clothed) with phone number and we will get in contact with you SOON AS POSSIBLE
Thank you and God Bless,
UninspiredOrgasm, INC.
Location: Los Angeles
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $2500 per film NOT per scene
I am soooo gonna have nightmares about being gangbanged by midgets on acid now.
Crazy Girls for a Crazy Porn Gig
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: gigs-321422123@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-29, 10:53PM PDT
We need CRAZY, WILD , SLUTTY girls for a UNIQUE, NEW, and EXCITING film
The films are called "You're Snow White from 7 Dwarfs" and "Midgets in the DOUBLE Digits". Most of the film consist of oral and taking cumshots from little people, tasteful nudity, and light intercourse. The little people that we hire to do ours films are a little unique because they drop a lot of acid on a weekly basis. They're friends of the company and WE don't judge, so we pay you not to judge either. Since they do a lot of acid, we have rules on the set that you MUST obey or you'll freak them out. We have had a few girls cost us precious filming days because they CAN'T follow rules and freaked out our little people...Don't be one of those girls.
A short interveiw but No audition. We want fun girls that are OPEN MINDED and can get alone with everyone....Especially the stars, the little people.
Send us a email with a pic(nude and clothed) with phone number and we will get in contact with you SOON AS POSSIBLE
Thank you and God Bless,
UninspiredOrgasm, INC.
Location: Los Angeles
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $2500 per film NOT per scene
I am soooo gonna have nightmares about being gangbanged by midgets on acid now.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 07:15 am (UTC)I'm also wondering if the "nude ands clothed" is just some 17yo with an elaborate ruse to get nudie pix.
Because who really cares about the mental health of a strangely homogenous acid-dropping group of actors? Dwarves or no?
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 08:06 am (UTC)no subject
It's probably just
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 08:37 am (UTC)no subject
In the Wikipedia article listing notable LiveJounals, there's a sub-section on "infamous LiveJournals" which includes baby rapists, mother murderers, girlfriend killers, and him.
Be glad you're no longer in Seattle if for no other reason than you now won't run into him at a local LJ MeetUp.
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 08:28 am (UTC)That's my first thought every time I see a Craigslist ad which says "send me nude photos, maybe I'll call you."
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 08:38 am (UTC)That's a really disturbing icon, btw.
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 10:01 am (UTC)Thanks. I wonder what effect it would have on tripping midgets.
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 10:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 01:21 pm (UTC)Yup.
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 01:30 pm (UTC)It was a truly awful song. I could have written a much better one (except that my wife has forbidden me to parody Willy Wonka).
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 04:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 07:51 pm (UTC)After she saw what I did to Mary Poppins in Las Vegas back in 2000 (excerpt) before we got together, and she learned that I had plans for a similar treatment of Wonka, she insisted that I drop those plans.
no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 08:05 pm (UTC)HD porn photo, BDSM, Adult dating,free adult cam chat
Date: 2011-02-14 04:40 pm (UTC)visit http://sexporn123.info
cadillac venice florida 42
Date: 2011-04-02 12:29 am (UTC)