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Okay, this one is WAY too weird for me to pass up posting...

Crazy Girls for a Crazy Porn Gig

Reply to: gigs-321422123@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-29, 10:53PM PDT

We need CRAZY, WILD , SLUTTY girls for a UNIQUE, NEW, and EXCITING film

The films are called "You're Snow White from 7 Dwarfs" and "Midgets in the DOUBLE Digits". Most of the film consist of oral and taking cumshots from little people, tasteful nudity, and light intercourse. The little people that we hire to do ours films are a little unique because they drop a lot of acid on a weekly basis. They're friends of the company and WE don't judge, so we pay you not to judge either. Since they do a lot of acid, we have rules on the set that you MUST obey or you'll freak them out. We have had a few girls cost us precious filming days because they CAN'T follow rules and freaked out our little people...Don't be one of those girls.

A short interveiw but No audition. We want fun girls that are OPEN MINDED and can get alone with everyone....Especially the stars, the little people.

Send us a email with a pic(nude and clothed) with phone number and we will get in contact with you SOON AS POSSIBLE

Thank you and God Bless,

UninspiredOrgasm, INC.

Location: Los Angeles
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $2500 per film NOT per scene

I am soooo gonna have nightmares about being gangbanged by midgets on acid now.

Date: 2007-04-30 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savannarama.livejournal.com
Delightful reading. :D

I'm also wondering if the "nude ands clothed" is just some 17yo with an elaborate ruse to get nudie pix.

Because who really cares about the mental health of a strangely homogenous acid-dropping group of actors? Dwarves or no?

Date: 2007-04-30 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Hey now, no one needs a midget gone crazy on acid. Bad bad things could happen. Be sensitive to the little people.

Date: 2007-04-30 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidkevin.livejournal.com

It's probably just [livejournal.com profile] rfjason being fuggheaded again with another phony ad.

Date: 2007-04-30 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Wow. I never heard of that guy before. Weirdo.

Date: 2007-04-30 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidkevin.livejournal.com

In the Wikipedia article listing notable LiveJounals, there's a sub-section on "infamous LiveJournals" which includes baby rapists, mother murderers, girlfriend killers, and him.

Be glad you're no longer in Seattle if for no other reason than you now won't run into him at a local LJ MeetUp.

Date: 2007-04-30 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com
I'm also wondering if the "nude ands clothed" is just some 17yo with an elaborate ruse to get nudie pix.

That's my first thought every time I see a Craigslist ad which says "send me nude photos, maybe I'll call you."

Date: 2007-04-30 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Me too. I have yet to ever send a nude photo over the internet.

That's a really disturbing icon, btw.

Date: 2007-04-30 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com
That's a really disturbing icon, btw.

Thanks. I wonder what effect it would have on tripping midgets.

Date: 2007-04-30 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
It would get you fired for messing with the little people.

Date: 2007-04-30 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com
Do you have a link for that craigslist ad?

Date: 2007-04-30 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com
Thanks. I had a few people I needed to send that to, including my wife. She found a midget porn movie online last week, in which there was a scene with two midgets dressed as Oompa-Loompas. They sang an Oompa Loompa song to a (non-little-person) woman before having sex with her.

It was a truly awful song. I could have written a much better one (except that my wife has forbidden me to parody Willy Wonka).

Date: 2007-04-30 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
I had a really big crush on Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka when I was a kid. I think that colored my dating judgments later on in life.

Date: 2007-04-30 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is one of Q's all-time favorite movies. Another is Mary Poppings.

After she saw what I did to Mary Poppins in Las Vegas back in 2000 (excerpt) before we got together, and she learned that I had plans for a similar treatment of Wonka, she insisted that I drop those plans.

Date: 2007-04-30 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] led-lawless.livejournal.com
You could always send them mine...that would serve them right
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