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Okay, so now in addition to the "Margaret, big beautiful and single?" spam in my inbox, I am also getting, "Margaret, sexy, single and Latino?" I am neither large nor of Latin descent, but cyber space seems to think I am. I'm just wondering what's coming next. Anyone wanna guess? Leave your guess below, and the first person to accurately guess what incorrect internet dating specialty subgroup I get asked to join next will be sent something weird by mail, lovingly picked out in some freak show shop in Hollywood especially for you by me.

Date: 2007-04-09 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masie.livejournal.com
Margaret, Christian singles in your area!

Date: 2007-04-09 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wire-mother.livejournal.com
dammit, that was going to be mine. :P

Date: 2007-04-09 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Well you'll just have to think of something else! I know you have an imagination...

Date: 2007-04-09 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wire-mother.livejournal.com
alright, how about "menopausal symptoms affecting your relationship?"

Date: 2007-04-10 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
is that a dating subgroup?

Date: 2007-04-10 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wire-mother.livejournal.com
yes. an alternate name might be "matures".

Date: 2007-04-10 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Margaret, like older men, women?

Heh.

How did they know?

Date: 2007-04-10 10:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-04-13 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Today in my email spam filter:

Single? Over 40?

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Email thelovelynovember at yahoo.com with where you want something random and weird from Hollywood sent.

Date: 2007-04-13 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wire-mother.livejournal.com
fear me and my amazing ability to predict pr0n-spam!

Date: 2007-04-09 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nalidoll.livejournal.com
I don't have anything specific, but if it follows anything like the pattern of my spam, it will have to do with your penis, or your desire to marry someone from some other, lesser nation.

Date: 2007-04-10 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
okay, so that's a vote for mail order husband from insert country here.

Date: 2007-04-09 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] led-lawless.livejournal.com
V14gr4 and C14l1s

Date: 2007-04-10 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
Doesn't count. Not a dating subgroup.

Date: 2007-04-09 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glembe.livejournal.com
"Margaret, BBW, and lesbian ?”


I bet the out-of-breath guy at the do looking for Latinas had something to do with the spam

Date: 2007-04-10 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glembe.livejournal.com
"the do looking"= the door looking

Date: 2007-04-10 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
I figured. :)

Date: 2007-04-11 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burlapdragon.livejournal.com
Spicy Latina Margaret wants to make you kUmmmm!

Date: 2007-04-11 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatarewordsfor.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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