GOD WHAT A FUCKING BITCH.
They are currently in Seattle. I am currently in Los Angeles.
They have been staying with someone who was going to take care of them for a few months until I was in permanent residence here in L.A. Unfortunately, this person has to move unexpectedly and can't take care of them past June 1st.
I may be able to take them both depending on what I can swing but don't know much of anything about air shipping cats and dogs. If anyone knows anything about this, please let me know. The concern is especially for the cat as he is old, and HATES to travel. The plan was to at some point leisurely drive at least the dog back here at some point and possibly the cat so I could keep an eye on them, or if he (the cat) was particularly comfortable where he was, allow him to stay. I know my dog doesn't mind car trips. But unfortunately, the deadline has been moved up and that's not currently possible.
I know there are enough places to bum around LA with my dog, but constant travel with dog and cat could be an issue.
If anyone can temporarily house either of these animals (possibly permanently the cat), please let me know immediately.
I am in the process of moving and best way to reach me is via email or myspace or Live Journal.
The animals in question:
Jasmine - 3 years old - Black Lab/Sharpei mix. Very exuberant and a bit of a spazz, but a lovable spazz. Will chase cats, but won't hurt them, loves playing with other dogs, but sometimes plays rough. She does have a weak bladder if terribly excited. Allergic to fleas, needs to be kept up on with the frontline treatments, or her hair falls out where a flea bites her. She loves to snuggle, run, play fetch, do all those crazy things dogs like to do.
Henry - 10 or 11 years old - 6 toed maine coon, declawed (I didn't do it, his previous owners did), cranky bastard, but also quite lovable, very vocal, and full of personality. Tolerates dogs, even likes some of them. Don't know how he is with other cats, he is declawed and DOES NOT go outside. He is highly intelligent, an attention monger and is box trained, although because of his paws, he has to use litter box sand, not the rocks.
So please, if you can temporarily provide care or have information from personal experience on pet travel, let me know ASAP.
Your Score: Katharine Hepburn
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How the hell do you get this shit to stay in your hair? My hair's had the shit bleached out of it, I did the vinegar thing to change the ph balance, I avoid shampooing as much as possible, and yet, 7-10 days later, it's almost imperceptible and I'm just another California blonde. Any ideas?
Also, I'm sorry to reiterate this again, but I'm still in dire need of financial help. Losing a month due to medical and mental health shit fucked me royally. I'm digging out, shaking my ass in Hollywood, wheeling and dealing and networking, living as clean and healthy as I can, but not fast enough. If you can spare anything, I'm totally willing to do something in return, card readings, house cleanings and massages (although I can only do house cleanings and massages in the L.A. area, unless you wanna buy the plane ticket), writing you something, pay you back, dirty panties, special made candle magic for any specific issue, hours of unlicensed pseudo-therapy, phone sex, cover letters, I'll call in sick for you, references of any kind, the secret to making the perfect martini or how to make a regular old can of spaghetti sauce taste really fucking good, racy made up stories about midget fucking, advice on anything I know about, whatever you want, within reason of course, I'm not selling my soul... yet.
And please keep those thoughts, prayers, and any little bits o' magic you can send my way a comin.
Button is below. If you would prefer not to use paypal, email me and I'll give you direct deposit information. I promise I'll stop asking soon. Besides which, this really isn't helping my pride too much, but you gotta try everything right?
Things I thought were going to happen weren't and I'm in a big jam in need of financial help. Anything you can spare without putting yourself out would help. Anything you need paid back can be arranged. Anyone who wants specific details will be given them privately if asked. In a nutshell, things are not going as well as I have been letting on. There is a paypal donation button below for easy access. This isn't just a "Things are a little tight this month" kind of thing or an "I'm chasing after the love of my life" kind of thing. I'm seriously in need. I can also offer my services as an adept tarot card reader with over 15 years of experience via phone or IM or locally in person to anyone in the Los Angeles area for donations. You can ask [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] or darkleaves on my friends page for a reference. For anyone in the L.A. area I can also offer some physical energy work, relaxation work, and psychic body reading. Also, if anyone would like something written on a particular topic just for you I can do that as well. In lieu of financial help I also welcome prayers, and well wishes. Intention goes a long way.
Thank you all so much.
Anyone know where to get a sound clip of that one Family Guy episode where they're at the aquarium by the "touch the sea creatures" tank and Stewie takes his clothes off, grabs two starfish and sticks them to his nipples and then starts bending over, wiggling his butt and says, "Look Bryan.... I'm a stripper... I'm working my way through college...."
Congratulations to wire_mother who said something about "matures".
He will be receiving something weird from Hollywood. I'm not sure what yet, but I'll know it when I see it.
Contest is now closed, thank you for playing.
We all have things about our friends that make us slightly envious.
Not in a bad way, but in a 'Wow! I wish I had that person's hair/eyes/money/relationship/toenails/
So tell me what about me makes you envy me. . . then if you feel like it, post this in your LJ and see what makes me envious of you.